ThePlasticJesus's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Iridescent]

The cat puns are killing me... lol. Liked the design a lot and the music just felt right. Great work.

[Sim Apocalypse]

Selma Hayak,Nikki Minaj joined my group ( I find that agreeable.) and I found the Golden Gun! Oooh and the Master Sword! NOOOOOO NOW I'M INFECTED! Score: 51,305 ah well...

[William The Conqueror]

Really loved the concept! It's a grind fest sure but, it's an original take on one! Would like to have seen some bosses so that the abilities mattered more.

[No Limits]

I don't know where to begin with this one. It's a Hill Climb Racing clone.(-1 star) The first level is way too hard and makes me wonder if it was even tested. (-1 star) The upgrades cost WAY too much. (-1 star) Didn't you already make a game just like this? (-1 1/2 star) All of these things add up to a negative rating. Sorry. :(

[Notorious Inc.]

Wonderful! Quirky and addicting. I only wish it was longer.

[Cemetery Guard]

Frantic action with smooth controls and a great little soundtrack. The enemies were introduced and peppered throughout appropiately.

[Seedling]

I can't say much beyond what everyone else has already said. The controls are great, the story is wonderful, and the dungeons are superb. I haven't played all the way through yet but, rest assured I'm looking forward to it.

[Mini Crash Boy]

Your game is bugged. I should have gotten MAJOR distance twice but it cuts me off at like 20 meters.

[i made this when i was 9. cut me some slack]

This game is completely nonsensical and the gameplay is extremely poor.